“I need a time and cost estimate to develop a fizzbuzz mobile app on all minor mobile platforms (Windows/Blackberry/Symbian), and I need that estimate in 15 minutes.”
How to screw up estimates
categories: Developer Hell, web development
Even Neo is Impressed
“I need a time and cost estimate to develop a fizzbuzz mobile app on all minor mobile platforms (Windows/Blackberry/Symbian), and I need that estimate in 15 minutes.”
The FizzBuzz problem is a simple coding demonstration to write an application in any language that counts from 1 to 100:
Write a program that prints the numbers from 1 to 100. But for multiples of three print “Fizz” instead of the number and for the multiples of five print “Buzz”. For numbers which are multiples of both three and five print “FizzBuzz”.
I found the following on Stackprinter (deleted Stackoverflow questions) by “ysth”; probably the best example of wicked-cool code obsfucation, ever.
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Save the above Asciiart into a file called, for example, fizz.pl
.
Then run it: perl fizz.pl